I found this report which is how I want it to look.
Select Top 1000000 tsysAssetTypes.AssetTypeIcon10 As icon,
tblAssets.AssetID,
tblAssetCustom.PurchaseDate As [Purchase Date],
Year(tblAssetCustom.PurchaseDate) As [Purchase Year],
Year(tblAssetCustom.PurchaseDate) + 5 As [Q Refresh],
tblAssetCustom.Model,
tblAssets.Memory,
tblAssets.Description,
Case
When tblAssetCustom.Manufacturer Like 'Microsoft%' And
tblAssetCustom.Model Like 'Surface%' Then 'Tablet'
When tblPortableBattery.Name Is Not Null Then 'Laptop'
Else TsysChassisTypes.ChassisName
End As Chassis,
tblAssets.AssetName,
tsysIPLocations.IPLocation,
tblAssetCustom.Warrantydate As [Warranty Expiration],
tblAssetCustom.Manufacturer
From tblAssetCustom
Inner Join tblAssets On tblAssetCustom.AssetID = tblAssets.AssetID
Inner Join tsysAssetTypes On tsysAssetTypes.AssetType = tblAssets.Assettype
Left Join tsysIPLocations On tblAssets.LocationID = tsysIPLocations.LocationID
Left Join tblPortableBattery On tblAssets.AssetID = tblPortableBattery.AssetID
Left Join (Select Distinct tblSystemEnclosure.AssetID,
tblSystemEnclosure.ChassisTypes
From tblSystemEnclosure
Where tblSystemEnclosure.ChassisTypes <> 12) As Enclosure On
Enclosure.AssetID = tblAssets.AssetID
Left Join TsysChassisTypes On Enclosure.ChassisTypes =
TsysChassisTypes.Chassistype
Where ((Year(tblAssetCustom.PurchaseDate) + 5) <= Year(GetDate()) Or
tblAssetCustom.PurchaseDate Is Null) And tsysAssetTypes.AssetTypename In
('Windows') And tblAssetCustom.State = 1 And tblAssets.Assettype <> 66
Order By [Q Refresh]
I want the report to show the warranty start date, which is an accurate age for our environment, and also what it is, laptop, notebook,portable or surface, in the above format.
I found this report but this shows everything, I don't need the C,NBD ONSITE etc, I just need to see the equipment on its own.
Select Top 1000000 tsysAssetTypes.AssetTypeIcon16 As icon,
  tblAssets.AssetID,
  tblAssets.AssetName,
  tblWarranty.PurchaseCountry,
  tblWarranty.ShipDate,
  tblWarrantyDetails.WarrantyStartDate,
  tblWarrantyDetails.WarrantyEndDate,
  tblWarrantyDetails.ServiceType,
  Case
    When GetDate() > tblWarrantyDetails.WarrantyEndDate Then 'yes'
    Else 'no'
  End As Expired,
  tblWarranty.Error,
  tblAssets.Domain,
  tsysAssetTypes.AssetTypename As Type,
  tblAssets.IPAddress,
  tblAssets.Description,
  tblAssetCustom.Manufacturer,
  tblAssetCustom.Model,
  tblAssetCustom.Location,
  tsysIPLocations.IPLocation,
  tblAssets.Firstseen,
  tblAssets.Lastseen
From tblWarranty
  Inner Join tblWarrantyDetails On tblWarranty.WarrantyId =
    tblWarrantyDetails.WarrantyId
  Inner Join tblAssets On tblWarranty.AssetId = tblAssets.AssetID
  Inner Join tsysAssetTypes On tblAssets.Assettype = tsysAssetTypes.AssetType
  Inner Join tblAssetCustom On tblAssets.AssetID = tblAssetCustom.AssetID
  Left Join tsysIPLocations On tblAssets.LocationID = tsysIPLocations.LocationID
Where Not (tblWarranty.LastWarrantySuccess Is Null)
Order By tblAssets.AssetName,
  tblWarrantyDetails.WarrantyEndDate Desc
Above is the report that has the useful warranty data that I need. (just start date tho)
I am so sorry for the long copy and paste of the code, but I need  the best of these two reports.
So basically, I want a report that shows just laptops, portable devices and tablets, warranty start date.
Thanks in advance and feel free to berate me for the copy and pasting of so much code.
Tim