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Select Top 1000000 tblAssets.AssetID,
tblAssets.AssetUnique,
tsysOS.Image As icon,
tblAssets.Domain,
tsysOS.OSname,
tblAssets.Userdomain,
tblAssets.Username,
tblAssets.Memory,
tblAssets.Processor,
tblProcessor.NumberOfCores * tblAssets.NrProcessors As TotalCores,
tblAssetCustom.Manufacturer,
tblAssetCustom.Model,
tblAssets.IPAddress As [IP Address],
tblAssets.Lastseen,
tblADusers.Title,
tblADusers.Department,
tblFloppy.Model As SSDModel,
tblFloppy.FirmwareRevision,
tblFloppy.SerialNumber,
tblFloppy.Size,
tblFloppy.InterfaceType
From tblAssets
Inner Join tblFloppy On tblAssets.AssetID = tblFloppy.AssetID And
tblFloppy.InterfaceType <> 'USB' And (tblFloppy.Model Like 'OCZ%' Or
tblFloppy.Model Like '%TL100%' Or tblFloppy.Model Like 'Plextor PX%' Or
Replace(tblFloppy.Model, ' ', '') Like 'KingstonS%' Or
tblFloppy.Model Like '%Solid%' Or tblFloppy.Model Like '%Patrio%' Or
tblFloppy.Model Like '%udinfo%' Or tblFloppy.Model Like '%THNSN%' Or
tblFloppy.Model Like '%NVMe%' Or tblFloppy.Model Like '%MZ%' Or
tblFloppy.Model Like '% run %' Or tblFloppy.Model Like '% meta %' Or
tblFloppy.Model Like '% mega %' Or tblFloppy.Model Like '%MTFD%' Or
tblFloppy.Model Like '%amd %' Or tblFloppy.Model Like 'SanDisk%' Or
tblFloppy.Model Like 'NE-%' Or tblFloppy.Model Like '%smartbuy%' Or
tblFloppy.Model Like 'PH_-%' Or tblFloppy.Model Like 'gigabyte %' Or
tblFloppy.Model Like 'Apacer%' Or Replace(tblFloppy.Model, ' ',
'') Like 'ADATA%' Or Replace(tblFloppy.Model, ' ', '') Like 'ToshibaA%'
Or tblFloppy.Model Like 'SanDis SD%' Or tblFloppy.Model Like 'WDC WDS%'
Or Replace(tblFloppy.Model, ' ', '') Like '%SSD%')
Left Join tblAssetCustom On tblAssets.AssetID = tblAssetCustom.AssetID
Left Join tsysOS On tblAssets.OScode = tsysOS.OScode
Left Join tblADusers On tblADusers.Username = tblAssets.Username
Left Join tblProcessor On tblAssets.AssetID = tblProcessor.AssetID
Order By tblAssets.AssetID