Funniest Asset/User Relation Type

[Bruce_B]

It's complicated? Never, ever getting back together with that old laptop? Recently divorced? Make it 'Lansweeper official'. Let your imagination run wild!
Tip: Relation types can be added under Configuration/Relational Mapping in the Lansweeper Web Console as explained in this knowledgebase article.

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[prabashan]

Relation types
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B8AP9xc9ClT6ZTVpQ3NCV1lxQk0/view?usp


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LANKATILES

[Raheel_Naveed]

Raheel Naveed
Getz Pharma Private Limited

[sbergerot]

Phone Talk with the Users

Coto C.I.C.S.A.
we have our own service system
we use Lansweeper for the asset inventory



Lady - Hello my pc is frozen
Sysadmin - ok, please turning it off
Lady - ok, is off
Sysadmin - Please turning on now
Lady - OK, it´s on, still the same
Sysaadmin - What? that was fast...
Lady - Yes, i turned it off and powered on, still the same
Sysadmin - How did you turn it off?
Lady - pressing this button on the monitor......
Sysadmin - ......ok, please look for the CPU and press the big button........
Lady - ohhhh this is great, it´s restarting!!! thank you!!!

[dshu]

Because nothing satisfies a user that they have a rock solid connection to an AP like a Star Wars quote...

Dan Shuttleworth
BDP

[koockies]

Because this has happened more than once.

[manderveen]

We've added an asset state as "Rebel Scum" for assets that are re-imaged by users and left at remote locations.

[MMHOK-CIO]

This device was for my father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Which made it ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
-Dana A Stowell
McCurtain Memorial Hospital