I'm going to lock this thread as it's become too long to read through and maintain. If you have additional feature requests, please post them as separate topics in the wish list section of the forum.
Lansweeper 6.0, our next major update that includes a help desk, knowledge base and tons of other new features, has been in beta for a few weeks now. We're not sharing the beta publicly yet, but you can contact support@lansweeper.com to be added to our list of beta testers and receive information on the beta. (Include "beta" in the title of your email.)